Dear Man Who Creates the Weather,
For the sake of us poor students, would you please, please, please, make up your mind about this silly weather that you are currently dumping on us. Seriously, 12 degrees one day with SNOW and the next is 53 with pouring rain. If you so feel the need to precipitate, please make this in the form of tiny little ice crystals (aka snow). This nasty, wet, rain junk is getting a tad old and what the heck are we supposed to do with it anyway? Have you ever heard of someone making a rainman? I don’t think so.
Also, this wind has got to stop. You’ve tempted us with this warm weather to wear skirts and then you go create wind tunnels to annoy us with. Honestly, none of the art kids appreciate walking down the quarter mile with our portfolios, large papers, etc and needing to hold down our skirts with the other hand so that we do not flash half of the school.
Finally, in case you’re in cahoots with the little man inside my Ipod, please inform him that I do not like when my Ipod refuses to turn on at 7:30 in the freaking morning before my class. It’s not very helpful and does not make me particularly happy.
Sincerely,
A Drowned Rat with an Uncooperative Skirt
1 comment:
Dear Drowned Rat with the Uncooperative skirt: It's tough. Hang in there. Vacation is coming in just a few days............also a huge winter storm. Love you. Nana
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